May 2013
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applying for a job at chipotle and…
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
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i think i am hallucinating from sleep deprivation
i have slept for 6 hours total in the past 2 days
a second ago i had the fully formed thought that my hands were chicken tenders
“Sometimes people have nothing to say because they’re too empty.
And sometimes...”
– Yasmin Mogahed (via in-finitus)
“You are not accidental. The world needs you. Without you, something will be...”
– Osho
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous
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my floormates told me when i first moved in that i looked like a woodland creature
a few weeks ago i graduated to the ultra-specific “Japanese flying dwarf squirrel”
